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Can't decide… Murder… Or hug…. I'm gonna go with MURD—no, wait,...

Can't decide…

Murder…

Or hug….

I'm gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug.  I'm going with hug.

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...

Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.

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arquintana: vintage porn

arquintana:

vintage porn

greatladyofscience: (breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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sometimes i wonder how my life would've turned out if i hadn't signed up for tumblr

sometimes i wonder how my life would've turned out if i hadn't signed up for tumblr

1atula: elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child "Yeehaw": You get to have a kid named...

1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child "Yeehaw":

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves

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pansexualprincess: today at the mall i saw some boy using a...

pansexualprincess:

today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

sierra-foxtrot: goldenclitoris: nature is beautiful we've all...

sierra-foxtrot:

goldenclitoris:

nature is beautiful

we've all been there

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: srsly tho why can't we be paid to blog? c'mon david, share the wealth

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

srsly tho why can't we be paid to blog? c'mon david, share the wealth

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cannibalsuxx: beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks

cannibalsuxx:

beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks

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